Calling all Hammond organ enthusiasts..
Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to be
the unfortunate owner of this patent free POS.
(bateries not included)
Say goodbye to taste. Repel friends.
** FEATURES **
* 8 stunningly unrealistic preset rythmns.
* Root nourishing CheeseTronic(tm) effects to care for your pets ears.
* Off button!!
* One satisfied customer
Get it NOW! (or at a convenient later time) from the Obiwanabe Toy Shop.
HURRY! SALE ENDS YESTERDAY